This is mostly for kseda, who wanted some help figuring out ( drinks with dirty names. )

That'll do, eh?

Crimson Kate

A good friend of mine is one of five finalists to be a Pirate For A Day at Disneyland. As you can see in the video above, she's one hell of a pirate.

I'm sure you guys all know Disney isn't my favorite thing ever, but come on! Pirate! Plus a chance to help out a friend of a friend. Good karma for you, more votes for Crimson Kate... You can't go wrong by voting!

You know, I'm wondering if migraine medicine is making me prone to more migraines.

Please any spelling mistakes; my motor skils amd ability concentrate on whatever I'm communiciate are pretty much completely shot. If I was to type this as it went appearing inside it inside of my head, there's a bunch of incontecctroplenatory and enablement and a bunch of words make no sensitive.

I shall raise a glass of malk milk and take an Imitrex and try to get in touch with an neurogilibsciturirt <-- see what I mean? I meuronigiti

HEAD DOCTOR.

I'm goint to bed.

I promise I'm not drunk. See you guys in tomorrow or whenever I feel better. Or when my explodes. Which ever comes first.

My journal is locked to "friends" only (by friends I mostly mean the lj-users I have added here; do you think all these people actually have time to hang out with me?); if you're not on the list and you're upset about it, try to take comfort in the fact that I'm not particularly exciting.

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If you're a Tampa Bay Lightning fan, as I am, and would like a moodtheme containing pictures from the Cup run of 2004, there are details here.

Icons I made have an asterisk (*) in the comments and may be taken without credit. Icons requiring credit have been credited. Icons that I picked up from random other people and are probably posted 6582702536510 threads ago with threats of "credit me or die" are blank. You're free to let me know if any of those need credit, since half of eljay has its knickers in a wad over it, but if you're an ass about it, I'll be one back. Consider this your written warning.

My mood theme is courtesy of zaneetas and may be found here.

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I promise I'm a good person despite the following hints that I'm not:
"I do a lot of other things well besides roleplaying gay sex." - trying to look well rounded in an OOC remark
"Abortion doesn't kill children, you moron. It kills babies." - response to a bumper sticker seen on a truck
"When did I become the poster child for substance abuse?" - realizing rum and a clove cigarette at two o'clock Saturday afternoon is hardly a balanced breakfast
"I prefer to save up my bitch points and use them all at once for something really big." - explaining why I react big to some stuff and blow everything else off
"And maybe they'd be less loopy if they drank coffee and masturbated once in a while. I'm not trying to change the world. Just saying." - why I'd never make it as a Mormon
"IT IS NOT IN THE FUCKING BIBLE GOD DAMN IT." - stupid fundies. gay boys are hot.
"everyone knows offensive = funny, except to the crybaby of the group." - there is no reason i should not be able to call Michael Jackson a pedophile at the office. no reason.
"...I just told my grandmother to go have a couple of glasses of wine and put her feet up before noon on a Sunday." - clearly the solution to family drama is to drink until you almost forget what an asshole my father is
"I don't even need a boyfriend. Just a scapegoat who buys me stuff." - it's a wonder my social calendar isn't completely empty
"My nipples need a serious attitude adjustment." - sometimes they hurt real bad when I get cold
"[22:41] Em: [that last line...i almost missed the f in shifts]
[22:42] me: [best typo ever.]" - freud ftw.